You Know You’re a Parent When…

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How do you know you’re a parent? Like a real parent? Are you doing this parent thing right?  Here are some easy ways to tell if you are, in fact, a parent.

You Know You’re a Parent When…

  1. While you used to have a favorite club or bar, now you have a favorite restaurant, and its Applebees.
  2. When you now go to bed at the same time you used to leave to go out for the night, you know you’re a parent.

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  3. You know you’re a parent. when at any given time, you can find one of the following in your purse and/or car: sippy cup, goldfish crackers, toy car, Barbie accessories, hair bows, pacifier, or stuffed animal
  4. It takes you an hour to get out of the house to go some place. Only 3 minutes of that includes getting yourself dressed and ready.

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  5. You know you’re a parent.when everything you do revolves around nap time, or school pick-up/drop-off
  6. Vacations used to be an exhilarating way to relax and de-stress. Now you have more stress leading up to and during a vacation than you’ve ever had in your life.

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  7. You used to pull all-nighters for fun. Now you’d sell your soul for a solid 6-8 hours of sleep.
  8. You used to go to the bathroom with groups of your closest girl friends. Now you pray you’re left alone while you pee. That’s how you know you’re a parent.

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  9. Sentences like “We don’t yell ‘I farted’ in a crowded restaurant” never crossed your mind before, but now have become a mantra.
  10. “Potty time” has become much more exciting than “party time” because it means diapers will soon be a thing of the past.

    You Know You’re a Parent When…

  11. You have actually said the words “Knock it off, or I will turn this car around” and meant them.
  12. When laundry used to be a weekly inconvenience, but is now a never ending battle that you are forever losing, you know you’re a parent.

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  13. Grocery shopping has become an “outing”.
  14. When playdates are a thing, you know you’re a parent.
  15. Caffeine is your lifeline, and without it you would certainly perish.
  16. You have spent at least one night of your life being repeatedly kicked in the pancreas by tiny feet that you created.

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  17. The thought of a long lost sippy cup of milk fills you with the same horror that used to be reserved for haunted houses and near-death experiences.
  18. Target. If you’re a parent, this needs no further explanation.
  19. You have had the theme song to an animated show stuck in your head for days. Despite all efforts to get it out, you’re still singing it. That’s how you know you’re a parent.
  20. You truly know what it means to love someone else more than yourself.

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About Lisa Wingerter

I'm a 32 year old, married, stay-at-home-mom from the Metro Detroit area

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11 Comments on “You Know You’re a Parent When…”

  1. This was great. My children, are all grown up now, but I still sing “Wonder Pets” and my youngest is 15. The best part of knowing you are a parent is when you come home from a long day away from you child and all they want is your attention. Most people push their child away, but honestly, it’s great knowing someone missed you that much and wants to show you everything they did that day. They don’t care what else may have went on with you. You are all that matters and you are that loved!!!! Cute post Lisa, Love it!

  2. This brought back so many memories and made me laugh out loud, but the list just keeps changing as they get older and top of ours now is “Sitting outside a strange house at 1 am and texting that Mum’s taxi has arrived!” – I have shared the link on my reg PainPals feature Monday Magic – Inspiring Blogs for You! Thank you for sharing in our facebook pinterest group! Claire x (

  3. Great blog! This is funny, would let my expecting sister read this. She will be due next month and we’re so excited. Thanks for sharing! ♥️ ♥️ By any chance you are interested on doing collaborations, you can check out the collaborations portal of and connect with amazing brands!


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